Pizza Style Porridge Oats

Serves 1

You will need:

• 70g corn flour
• 30g porridge oats
• 5 limes
• 20g port
• 10ml milk

Instructions:

1. pre-heat the oven to 200 C
2. throw the corn flour away
3. sift the port
4. melt the port
5. strain the milk
6. throw the milk away
7. sauté the port
8. discard the porridge oats
9. barbeque the limes
10. bake for 40 minutes and serve hot

Yum.

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